Rule1: The viewer is hard of hearing, so shout
Rule2: If it can be said, it can be said dramatically
Rule3: Any outrage is good, moral outrage is better
Rule4: It's our studio, not the guests' so interrupt him
Rule5: If the news is stupid enough to be covered, then the viewer is dumb enough to see it
Rule6: Anything can be sacrificed for speed, including the truth
Rule7: There is no truth, it's all TRP
Rule8: We believe in freedom of speech, but Arnab gets to use it the most
Rule9: Debate is spelt f-i-g-h-t
Rule10: When in doubt, provoke. When protested at, provoke. And when provoked, go for a break
(Disclaimer: These are, quite obviously, not official guidelines. So please don't sue me. Or threaten legal action)
Sunday, December 06, 2009
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haha! what can we expect from the times stable!
It seems CNN IBN also follows the same guidelines especially the first two!
LOL! when provoked go for a break
so we were comparing notes on trps and a friend ,very intelligent under normal circumstances but subsequently brainwashed by working at times now.. said '' yeah we are ahead now...the terror attacks helped a lot''' and went on to talking about whether we should go to town for lunch...
Some more musings on the same :)... I think you might like reading this ;) http://www.rollon.in/page/2/
Niceness
one of the funniest and smartest posts I read lately- and trust me I've read A LOT of posts lately!
:D
lols
Good one....
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