Saturday, September 22, 2007

Simpson and Greenspan

O. J. Simpson in conversation with Alan Greenspan.
Greenspan: The first draft of my book actually had a lot of steamy sex scenes in it, but my publisher was afraid they wouldn’t stock it at Wal-Mart.

Simpson: Don’t get me started on publishers. Have you seen my book’s cover? They made the “If ” in the title so small it looks like the title is “I Did It.” I mean, talk about exploitative. It’s like if Herman Melville’s publisher printed “Moby” in tiny letters so that people would think the book was called “Dick.”

Oh I kid that alleged killer and that alleged creator of the sub-prime crisis. Go read another hilarious S&M at the New Yorker.

5 comments:

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

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anon said...

Landed in your blog quite accidentally – n am I glad!! Read this post and ended up reading the one before this one n then the one before that one n then the one before that one...

N the whole trip brought back these lines (tho totally out of context with this particular post of yours – apologies for the disconnect) I read somewhere. Sadly don’t recall the poet:

I live on a wedge of land
Reclaimed from a tired ocean
Somewhere in the edge of the universe
Where it is perfectly historical
To be looking out
On a sooty patch of ocean…
Searching for god

Bombay Addict said...

Anon - thanks very much for visiting my blog! Beautiful lines..thanks for putting them here!

meetdream said...

I dont watch either of the shows....but loved the way u dissected both of the....I would love to c sudha chandran dancegq

Bombay Addict said...

meetdream -thanks for the comment! altho' I think you were referring to my next post!