Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Personal ads, part 1

I found this finally after searching for the blog where I first saw it. That blogger J.A.P. had posted it here, calling it scary because it was mostly true. I can see why. Here's why.

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish..............................49
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone
Athletic............................No tits
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile...............Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure.............On medication
Feminist...........................Fat
Free spirit.........................Junkie
Friendship first ...................Former sl*t
Fun.................................Annoying
New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned....................No BJs
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Professional.......................B*tch
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker

Part 2 to follow

PS - J.A.P. - my apologies..I should have linked your post earlier. Argh.

5 comments:

Filmiholic said...

Can't wait to see the male equivalent!

Bombay Addict said...

Lol ! won't be as imaginative as this I'm sure !

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

YOU read MY old blog? Such joy comes.

J.A.P.

Bombay Addict said...

J.A.P. - Back at you sir, YOU read MY blog? I am overjoyed!

This has also pushed me to frantically search for your post (as referred to in my post).

It took me some time but I got it. Relief overflows and post updated.

Thanks for the visit!

lust4fun said...

This is Arvind Tejveer ,age 25 . I am working in bpo as a quality analyst I m very young but i love to have sex with elder women .So female of any age desire to have real secret fun just send msg with name and age . Dont try to call b4 u msg me because this is mine personal number so i answer to known numbrs only .So plz send me msg first. .
I love 2 suck boobs ,nipples and if u clean even i love to suck ur pussy . .

Be cönfident b4 u contact me . I am just looking 4 causual encounter not for money so time waster dont waste ur time .