After seeing Mission Impossible 3, I'm of the firm belief that "Dude, where's my car" and "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery" should have won Oscars. At the very least, they should've got nominations. I know, I know, suspension of disbelief et al is required. But honestly, you can't leave all of your brains behind.
The Brian De Palma directed MI1 had something to it (like Kirstin Scott Thomas). In any case, ten years back, you barely had any expectations and hence were easily thrilled by Mr. Cruise on a bullet train surviving a helicopter crash inside a tunnel. Hell, you had U2's supercool remix of Lalo Schifrin's original tune.
With John Woo taking over for MI2 in 2000, you had the everyone-shoots-sideways, motorcycles-and-cars-turn-sideways, doves-fly-everywhere routine. And of course a deterioration of the storyline. Villain progresses from the rogue file of MI1 to a deadly injectible virus. But you still had Limp Bizkit's remix of Lalo Schifrin's original tune.
What about Part 3 directed by Mr. J. J. Abrams? Injectible virus is now "Rabbit's foot". We are never told what it is. We are never shown how Mr. Cruise steals it. Barring of course, our hero using the "fulcrum" principle to jump from one skyscraper to land on another, slide down, shoot two villainous guards while sliding down and land into..umm.. some place where the "Rabbit's Foot" is kept. The Rabbit Foot when finally revealed turns out to be a glass bottle of red-coloured Gatorade (or some such). No MI tune by anyone, bar the original.
This bit of dialogue is up there in best parting line of all time.
Ethan Hunt to Luther Strickel and his gang (as he departs to give the Rabbits foot to the villain): So I'll see you around
Luther Strickel: You know Ethan, where you're going, you and Julia could both get killed.
Ethan Hunt: Ok. So I guess I won't see you round.
The only crime that beats all of above is to cast the ethereal Bahar Soomekh (remember her in Crash?) in a bit role, murder her and explain it as "Mr. Davies doesn't like failure".
As always, proper reviews left to the established lot.
PS - It was a weird coincidence that I got this forward the day after I saw MI3. It was titled "Bollywood defies Newton's laws" and the body starts with "In the movies of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid". Here are a few scenes
[1] Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
[2] In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. Long Live Rajanikanth!
[3] Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...the gangster dies... Long Live Rajanikanth!
[4] Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Long Live Rajanikanth!
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