Two tags done

These two pending tags have been lying gathering dust. My apologies for a late response to those who passed it to me, but here goes..

TAG 1.
Gaurav Mishra, who asked "Which movie characters should have had blogs and in what ways would their blogs have changed the movie plots". Interesting one, although I refuse to understand how blogging would help change movie plots (unless their blogs would be private?). Here's what I think

1. Keyser Soze in Usual Suspects - Perhaps we'd have the next caper of this revered Hollywood baddie ? I doubt his blog would change the plot. He killed them all.

2. John Doe in Se7en - He's uncredited in the movie, but would that be a great blog to read or what. And I would not want to change that plot even one bit.

3. Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi - I though this movie was just too namby-pamby and the least liked among all the six. So if Darth Vader blogged maybe Luke and Hans could have actually killed him in The Empire Strikes Back (the best of all the six). And hey, Hans could've avoided the entire silica freezing thing.

TAG 2.
Kusum Rohra who...oh great...asked some 500 questions, which I'm shortening to these. Sheesh man...you'd think that your blogging saves the world or something. Have a look here..

Q1. Are you happy/satisfied with your blog, with its content and look? Does your family know about your blog?
Answer: No. Yes.

Q2. Do you feel embarrassed to let your friends know about your blog or you just consider it as a private thing?
Answer: No. No.

Q3. Did blogs cause positive changes in your thoughts?
Answer: Yeah right. I now thank the Good Lord above for the skies and the seas. Praise be to the Lord. Hallelujah. I have seen the light.

Q4. Do you only open the blogs of those who comment on your blog or you love to go and discover more by yourself?
Answer: Yes. Yes. What's with the "love to go and discover" - are we talking Alice in Wonderland ? And duh, why do both have to be mutually exclusive. Kuch bhi.

Q5. What does visitors counter mean to you? Do you care about putting it in your blog?
Answer: A lot, but I have to get over it. Look below.

Q6. Did you try to imagine your fellow bloggers and give them real pictures?
Answer: Oh great, now voyeurism. Yes, but only the women.

Q7. Admit. Do you think there is a real benefit for blogging?
Answer: Hang on. How do you define "real" and "benefit" ? Lots of activities give me real benefits, but I wouldn't name them here.

Q8. Do you think that bloggers society is isolated from real world or interacts with events?
Answer: Oh ya right. Houston, we have a problem.

Q9. Does criticism annoy you or do you feel it's a normal thing?
Answer: Yes. No.

Q10. Do you fear some political blogs and avoid them?
Answer: Yes. I avoid the blogs of Darth Vader, Keyser Soze and John Doe (also ref Tag 1).

Q11. Did you get shocked by the arrest of some bloggers?
Answer: No. He asked for it when he started that tag titled "Top 10 fantasies involving Simi Garewal and/or Himesh Reshammiya".

Q12. Did you think about what will happen to your blog after you die?
Answer: You mean you can't blog in heaven ?

Q13. What do you like to hear? What's the song you might like to put a link to in your blog?
Answer: I like to hear that this is the last question. No, there's no "the song" I'd link to on my blog, but do check my profile please.

Needless to say, both tags end here.