Saturday, May 27, 2006

Of invisible cloaks

Amit Varma asks "what would you do if you actually had a foolproof invisible cloak" and I reply with 3 possible options

1. Catch Arjun Singh, then put the cloak on him and push him over a cliff

2. Put "Bedard Baba ka palang-tod itching powder" (effective till 72 hours of first application) in everyone of Arindam Chaudhuri's clothing items. And sprinkle some on his soap.

3. Sneak into theatre halls showing "Fanaa" and reveal the end to everyone as they lech at Kajol's cleavage/swoon over Aamir's shaayari.

10 comments:

Selma Mirza said...

If you follow the order 2-3-1 or 3-2-1 you can do all that you dreamed of! :-)

Leave the best for the end, haha. And also because the cloak will be lost after you push the dumbass off.

Bombay Addict said...

yikes ! yes you right ES. But is ok, I guess I'm fine doing anyone of those !

Bombayite said...

sure boss... sir/vir jaisa bada gaali nahi deneka..
am add your blog on my roll too
cheers

Happy-Go-Lucky said...

*LOLZ*

Just loved the 2nd one!

Bombay Addict said...

@ bombayite - done and thank you !

@ happy-go-lucky - ya, would be good to see him in torture for once na ?

Kusum Rohra said...

How would you reveal the end if you were invisible???

Chronicus Skepticus said...

Option 2. rocks! Oh actually, I like 1. as well...but...why would you put the cloak over him? I mean, doesn't it make more sense to wear the cloak yourself and then push him over?

Just wondering. :)

Bombay Addict said...

@ Kusum - well, I've seen the movie and hence that should enable me to sneak up to others and reveal the ending na ?

@ HMR - putting the cloak over him ensures he'll never be found. However - and as ES pointed out - there was a technical glitch in that option, i.e. I would lose the cloak. But worth it, I think ?

Salil said...

Isn't there a risk that if you put the cloak over Arjun Singh, you might not be able to find him and then push him off? :)

Bombay Addict said...

@ Salil - Hmm..I think I will bound and gag him first ? And then put the cloak and then push him ? Thoda fight hai, but can be done I think !